Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Slice of Life #31

Well, we are finally at the end of the Slice of Life challenge. I would like to thank everyone who has looked at my blog. This challenge has been interesting and fun. I would like to do it again. At the end of February when I heard about it, I thought it would be boring. But this is the complete opposite of boring. I never thought I would accomplish this. I hope that everyone who read my slices enjoyed them. All in all, this experience was unique. Thanks to everyone who took the time to look at my blog.

Slice of Life #30

When I did my 50 puns I noticed that a lot of people enjoyed them. Emil asked for more jokes. Here is Emil's Blog. So today I'm going to be doing another long joke list on knock knock jokes. This slice is dedicated to Emil.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cash who?
Sorry I'm allergic to nuts.

(This is kind of a knock knock joke)

Will you remember me in a day?
A month?
A year?
Knock Knock
Who's there
You forgot me :(

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doris who?
Doris is locked. That's why I'm knocking

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Senor who?
Seen your underwear :O

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A broken pencil
A broken pencil who?
Never mind it's pointless

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
No cows go moo

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I never knew you could yodel @_@

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Banana who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Banana who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Banana who?
Knock Knock!
Who's there
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana. -_-

Knock Knock!
Who's there
Yah who?
Naaa bra I prefer google. :)

Knock Knock!
Who's there
Dishes who?
Dishes the police come out with your hands up!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Woo Who?
Don't get too excited it's just a knock knock joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock Knock!
Who's there
Not Sally

(This is a Harry Potter reference)

Voldemort: Knock Knock!
Harry Potter: Who's there
Voldemort: You know
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Boo who?
Stop being such a baby

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lego who?
Lego to the movies

Knock Knock!
Who's there
Radio who?
Radio or not here I come

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
John Danglerdoo
John Danglerdoo who?
Really how many John Danglerdoos do you know.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
The polite interrupting cow
The polite inter...
Excuse me I'm sorry to interrupt but moo!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pasture who?
Isn't it past your bedtime.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yah who?
Go get 'em cowboy!

Knock Knock!
Who's there
John Smith Alexander Thomas Eisenhower William Joseph Harvey Jr. the third!
That's what I thought

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Spell who?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know

So there it is the long list of knock knock jokes.

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Slice of Life #29

Hey guys, right now I have spring break and I'm am going to somewhere in Malaysia called Kuching. In malay Kuching means cat.  So today I will be doing the top ten facts about Kuching.

  • There are more satellite dishes in the backyard of Kuching houses than other places combined together.
  • The majority of people in Kuching are more family minded than money minded.
  • Most shops in Kuching close around 6 to 10 PM.
  • The majority of people in Kuching are more civilised than other cities in Malaysia.
  • Kuching has a lot of churches.
  • In Kuching it is hard to find KFC, Pizza Hut, and McDonalds in malls.
  • Kuching is the only city in Malaysia to have two mayors.
  • Kuching was voted one of the most healthiest cities.
  • Kuching is the cleanest city in Malaysia
  • Kuching has the most beautiful roundabout flyover.

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Slice of Life #28

Today I'm going to write a list about ice cream flavors. I saw this on Oskar's blog and thought it was a good one so I'm going it too. Here is Oskar's blog.

  • Strawberry
  • Vanilla
  • Chocolate
  • Mint Chocolate Chip
  • Cotton Candy
  • Cookie Dough
  • Cookies and Cream
  • Blueberry
  • Bubblegum
  • Candy corn
  • Pistachio
  • Green tea
  • Tutti Frutti
  • Caramel
  • Coffee
  • Lemon
  • Lime
  • Coconut
  • Banana
  • Peach
  • Raspberry
  • Peanut Butter
  • Fudge
  • Rocky Road
  • Passion fruit
  • Melon
  • Mango
  • Marshmallow
  • Cherry
  • Pecan
  • Chocolate Chip
  • Birthday Cake

Friday, March 27, 2015

Slice of Life #27

Today we were supposed to write about someone that we were grateful for. So I decided to write about my parents.

No one is perfect but, for me the closest people to being perfect our my parents. They are always supporting me through everything and giving. They can be annoying sometimes but, I still love them. There personalities are amazing and in my opinion no one else I know is like them. Whenever I need help, they are always there. Always encouraging me to persevere through rough times. Helping me up whenever I fall. In the end, my parents will always be there for me and that's why I am so grateful for them.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Slice of Life #26

Last month I've been really getting into puns. I totally forgot about them until my friend Oskar reminded me. Heres Oskar's blog. So today I'm going to be doing a really long list of puns.

  1. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
  2. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
  3. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.
  4. Never make fun of a Scotsman's traditional garb. You could get kilt that way.
  5. What's a cow eating grass? A lawn mooer.
  6. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
  7. I changed my IPhone’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
  8. Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.
  9. Goats in France are musical because they have french horns.
  10. Nothing really mattress, I couldn’t chair less.
  11. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
  12. Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.
  13. I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.
  14. Why are Italians so good at making coffee? Because they really know how to espresso themselves.
  15. The cat took up computer lessons in hopes of mastering its grip on a mouse.
  16. Yesterday I was on the computer, I couldn't find the Esc and I lost Ctrl.
  17. The Hungary Wales Seattled down and Finnished their lunch, Hamburg-ers with Chiles.
  18. What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink? WATAHHH (Thanks to Scarlett who told me this one.)
  19. Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can't hit the high seas.
  20. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
  21. Are you kitten me right meow?
  22. Who ever invented the Knock Knock Joke should get the No-Bell Prize
  23. What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.
  24. Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
  25. At the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked, "Are you two an item?"
  26. Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? He had low elf esteem.
  27. Which president is less guilty? Lincoln he’s in a cent.
  28. I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn't trained.
  29. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
  30. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
  31. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
  32. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
  33. The lumberjack loved his new computer. He especially enjoyed logging in.
  34. When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.
  35. Did you hear about the new pinata? It's a huge hit.
  36. Pencil sharpeners have a tough life - they live off tips.
  37. How do construction workers party? They raise the roof.
  38. There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.
  39. When I opened the first snow-pea pod, one fell out and rolled under the fridge. One might say it was an escapea.
  40. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
  41. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
  42. The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
  43. I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. All our presents came from Amazon this year.
  44. I wondered why my geometry class was always tired. They were all out of shape.
  45. It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.
  46. Things made in Australia are high koala-ty.
  47. I'm not happy with this Origami clothing. It always looks creased no matter how carefully I fold it.
  48. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
  49. I asked a librarian if she was free this afternoon, she said she was all booked up.
  50. When the spammer's computer exploded, it blew him to

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Slice of Life #25

For today's slice I will be doing the most famous superhero and super villan quotes of all time. Star wars counts right?

  1. "Why so serious" - Joker
  2. I'm Batman" - Batman
  3. "Luke, I an your father"! - Darth Vadar 
  4. "With great power comes great responsibility". - Spiderman
  5. "Hulk Smash"! - Hulk
  6. "Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words": "With great power come great responsibility." "This is my gift, my curse. Who am I"? "I'm Spiderman. - Spiderman 
  7. "My name is Freeze. Learn it well, for it is the chilling sound of your doom." - Mister Freeze
  8. "Wanna know how I got these scars". - Joker
  9. "Autobots roll out"! - Optimus Prime
  10. "Kneel before Zod"! - Zod
  11. "Your much stronger than you think you are. Trust me". - Superman
  12. "You only have your thoughts are dreams ahead of you. You are someone. You mean something". - Batman